Things we won't be missing about West Yellowstone.

The Loaf n' Jug.

Dwarfish doorways.

The Ho-Hum Hotel & the beastly broad that runs the place.

Boredom at the front desk.

The Pinecone Playhouse. Don't invite "everyone" to a party if you don't really want everyone "invited."

The shifty seller of hides and furs on Canyon Street.

Brittany.

The understaffed properties where we once were employed.

The mushrooms growing from the carpet at the Traveler's Lodge. Yes, mushrooms.

Inevitable toilet problems and maintenance issues in general.